Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Best Message From Husband to His Wife

One of the best message from husband to his wife waiting at home,

"Sweet heart, I will be there in 15 minutes, if not kindly read this message once again.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Technology Has Limitations

Advancement and technology has its own limitations, Google may be the most powerful search engine on earth but it can not search and locate the sleeper which I lost in mosque last Friday.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Complains Regarding Condom Factory

An owner of condom company visited his factory, meeting with his manager he asked him "how is it going"? Manager says everything is fine Sir, in last room some children are playing with each other, owner asked the manager what are these children doing here? Manager replied, Sir there are some complains too.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Human Brain

Brain is the most important part of human body, it works round the clock throughout the year, it started working right after your birth and keep in working till . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

You've got married.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Miserable Wife

A man always called his wife as "miss" after passing years of their marriage one day his wife asked him that "why you always called me miss", her husband replied after taking a warm breath that "there is no short form of miserable other than miss".